Flute -- While men pee you can play a song based on the pee hitting the water. Stop and go and create a rhythm. Once you get really good you play in public. Playing is in public is when you choose a stall rather than a urinal then while you in the stall you wait for other to come in. Then you play your flute as your pee hits the water and you choose your song.
Flute -- Airports are a very nice venue because the bathrooms are always crowd to show off the muscial abilities of the flute penis. After you play your song with the power flush of the airport toilettes is like an audience clapping.
by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011
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The act of sucking a cock that is covered in poo-poo.
Dude did you see that porn? That was nasty, that guy was fluting!
by Saico August 30, 2008
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The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.
The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.
by the Emperor January 26, 2014
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A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.
The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.
by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010
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Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
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A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.
Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?
by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010
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N. A sexual move in which, while performing fellatio, the male or female responsible wraps both hands around the recipient's penis and delivers a powerful indian burn just before their partner reaches orgasm. The corresponding marks left on the penis will seem stripelike in appearance, and the grip of the partner before delivering the indian burn will seem like a flutist playing their instrument of choice. This move is very versatile, as it can be used for revenge by a scorned love or to bring great pleasure to those fond of masochism.
The Zebra Flute has been described as having a love/hate relationship. Also, it may have originally been performed on a zebra.
by ExperimentKRAJ April 12, 2011
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