Flushdaf

Acronym for Fattest Laziest Ugly Smoking Hairy Drug Abusing Fuck.

Bestowed to any who possess the aforementioned qualities. A person of modest genetic appeal who loves to party, have a good time and is laid back with a dash of apathy and a smidge of complacency.

Also a verb: To Flush, meaning to do the act of the qualities mentioned above

I can't believe you woke up at 2pm and the only thing you accomplished was walking from the bed to the Lazy Boy. You've smoked all my cigarettes and drank all my beer. You're such a Flushdaf. Stop flushing around so much, get up, and get more beer.

by Joshua Corn July 16, 2008

Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.

Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

flashed

(magic) To inadvertently show how you did a trick.

Dave inadvertently flashed his potatoes before he lifted the cups, so his audience wasn't surprised when he made them appear.

by Oscar MacGorden May 16, 2012

Flashed

When a police camera, usually mounted to a telephone or utility pole in an urban area, takes a picture of you doing something illegal, i.e., running a red light, speeding, stopping past the crosswalk. Term originated in Philly.

Donte, the more you inch your car over the crosswalk you keep getting flashed, your gonna get like 5 tickets now.

by philly philly! February 13, 2010

flusher

noun. The lavatory, the loo. Toilet or the water closet itself. (visual and imaginary slang)

Background: the expression "flush the toilet" abbreviated to the device for use.

After drinking too many cola, I needed to go to the flusher.
There's no toilet paper in the flusher.
She found the flusher too dirty to sit down on.
I tried to open the door but the flusher was engaged.

by Zoltan November 29, 2004

bucket flusher

Noun, person: someone who is dealing with the drought; by using water collected in a bucket from sources that would otherwise go to waste, and using the bucket to flush the toilet, less water is required

We may be storm chasers with our tornadoes here in the Midwest, but at least we are not a bunch of bucket flushers like they are in California.

by SLO Doc April 30, 2015

flusher

This is nasty slang for abortion. In other words, a fetus that would be (or is) so unwelcome that the woman wants to flush it down the toilet. Origin comes from homemade abortions and how to dispose of the ejected fetus.

"Hey, remember that shithead I handed the condom to, the guy who pretended to be wearing it but then barebacked me?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I missed my period; and sure enough, I've got a flusher."

by The Ripper January 13, 2005