the act of pinching off a dookie which in turn requires a flush prior to the initial flush in order to prevent clogging due to an overload of toilet paper
man #1- Dude! My dookie was so big i couldnt help but pinch it off...but then i had to dual flush.
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!
by HoneyMustard January 18, 2009
Get the dual flush mug.by polishladdy January 10, 2010
Get the kick flush mug.A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.
First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.
The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.
You'll be gushing to try it.
First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.
The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.
You'll be gushing to try it.
"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."
"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."
"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"
"Why of course Ginger!"
"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."
"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"
"Why of course Ginger!"
by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014
Get the champagne flush mug.The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
Get the flush faced mug.When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.
by Logroller September 23, 2005
Get the courtesy flush mug.v- most lesbians do this. insert fist into vagina make it wet, rub around repeatedly often the goal is to make piss come out and squirt all over another girl creating wet sexy fun
Danielle and Katy did a fist flush last night.
Danielle licked katy's vagina and stck her fist in and out repeatedly then the two had fun with urine all over each other.
Danielle licked katy's vagina and stck her fist in and out repeatedly then the two had fun with urine all over each other.
by kAyLaGrAc3 June 10, 2009
Get the Fist Flush mug.A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009
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