Fluck

When you really can’t say Fuck

What the fluck is going on here?

by jmpart2 January 1, 2025

fluck

fluck: verb /flʌk/
Inflected forms: flucked, flucking
Origin: Blend of fuck and flick; coined as an "Emmanism"

Definition:
To browse through television channels, radio stations or streaming platforms in a distracted or aimless manner, typically without a specific goal, until something satisfactory is found to watch or listen to. Often done out of boredom or indecision.

"I didn’t feel like committing to anything, so I just flucked around for half an hour before settling on a random documentary."

by JLV_NZ June 20, 2025

Fluck

1) The fat that is stuck to the car seat or chair 2)An exclamatory statement of frustration

1) When I left the car my fluck peeled off the seat. 2) Fluck! I lost my keys!

by emzy1492 August 25, 2025

fluck the duck

Some Commie Fucker WHo is a Fucking Duck Who Sucks
WHAT THE FUCK
HE CANT FUCKING ANIMATE BECAUSE HE A CUNT WHO SHITS NAZIS
FUCK

"Yo, Fluck The Duck is a bitch!"
"Yeah, That thats true"

by John The Turkey September 22, 2018

Fluck out

Fly the fuck out

Jim fluck out the pushchair at high speed

by Sir Gwillam March 26, 2017

flick flick fluck

The origins of this word stems from the ancient lands of McLigz. It's a phrase that is uttered out from frustration. It's actual wording is an ancient derivation of the F-word, "FRICK", but with a mis-pronounced accent. To be used correctly, it must be said with speed and spontaneity. Execution is key as it only makes sense if used with the write accent and under the proper context.

McLigz: Damn lor, i got a wong fung ngai choong. I again win!
BoLigz: Ai yah! FLICK FLICK FLUCK!

by Jerson February 7, 2006

Swine Fluck

When you have sex with a person whilst infected with swine flu. Thus infecting that person.

John: "you don't look so good man, what happened?"
Chris: "I think that blond from the club swine flucked me"

Kirsty: "you look happy, whats up?"
Kate: "I swine flucked the asshole who tried to roofie me"

by masterkai October 17, 2009