Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

FLUB

A fat, lazy, useless bastard.

That boy in my science class is such a FLUB!

by Keepyourhandsoff September 25, 2019

Flub

Flub
Def: Someone who is stupid beyond all comprehension that fails everyone in ways unimaginable.

Ex.1: I asked John to vacuum the carpet and he messed up so bad he made the vacuum start smoking, what a flub!

Ex.2: You flub! I said to start the dishes and what do you do?! You eat three tide pods! Unbelievable shara!

by Mr.fluffleflu April 24, 2018

Flub

Flabby chub.

When the chub begins to sag and droop past your belt...your chub has retired to full-on flabby flub!

by shishajoe March 29, 2020

Flub

A person who is very kind and awesome and really good at video games yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

Dude you such a flub teach me tha ways

by Demon/CoLD May 8, 2020

Flub

An incredible person. Extremely kind and will listen to anything you have to say. Doesn't like to use curse words and is the "SFW" friend of your group and is always super funny. Also muscular and always thinks the worse about himself when in reality he's stupid good at everything.

Damn, I wish Flub could come hangout with us!

by NotWqtermelon May 9, 2020

flub rub

When you don't have a thigh gap,so when your thighs are moist rub together and burn and eventually scab

I'm so sweaty from walking so long I have flub rub

by Palmieri June 18, 2017