flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

by borc June 19, 2021

chastity flap

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.

Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.

by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006

flap rot

when a womens vaginal lips are rotting away or she has a vile STD

'that old bint has a serious case of flap rot'

by bettyrobbo April 21, 2007

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

spam flap

Derogatory term for the labia, the lips of the female clitoris. It can be used in several different contexts.

You're just a fucking spam flap.

She's such a slag I can see her spam flaps from here, flapping i the wind.

SPAMFLAPS! (when something goes wrong)

by smitha1 February 26, 2008

Wilbur-flap

A penis that goes through the slit in a mans boxers or briefs because of excess movement or lack of button.

I was playing basketball in boxers and I got a huge wilbur-flap.

by kc42gc April 10, 2009

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015