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Flamingo turd

Chewed up and spit out bubble gum on the pavement.
I stepped in a flamingo turd while walking back to my car.
by RickyDash September 24, 2009
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pink flamingo

woman stands at edge of bed with one foot on the floor, other leg with knee up on the bed and her "pink" wide open for her partner to view / taste while lying on the bed -- face up
He was looking forward to lying back on his bed after a hard day at the office and enjoying a pink flamingo
by Jopher1 April 29, 2010
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flamingos

A really cool pink bird that can fly and is pink and stuff! it is pretty big and they can live to 44 years old
thats one old flamingos!
by Loco 90 November 1, 2006
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Flamingo

When someone is free, single and ready to mingle. Those three words put together create flamingo.
I think you are fit, are you flamingo? ;)
by FlamingoQueen April 18, 2019
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flamingo shit launcher

A flamingo that appears to have a dinosaur tooth up its pussy so it just starts explosively shitting.

mostly on your mom, bitch.
Yo I went to Disney world and goofy had a fucking flamingo shit launcher, my nigga.
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Dutch Flamingo

A dutch sex position involving a yellow dildo being taped onto someone's nose while wearing a pink house robe. They have to stick the didlo into the women or man's desired entry point (anus, vagina, or mouth) while acting like a flamingo.

This method of sexual pleasing is most common amongst people of the dutch variety.
Girl: Wow , i got a dutch flamingo yesterday by this dutch man
Girl2: Oh my god!
Girl: Yeah it was amazing, do you want his number?
Girl2: sure!
by lolroflbagel March 8, 2011
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flamingo

Flamingos are simply the tools of the U.S. government around the world. C'mon, like there's really such thing as a big bird that ALWAYS stands on one foot?! That so called "foot" is simply a pole for the wires to trail down, ya know, the ones that are connected to the camera in those beady little eyes. They aren't animals. They are machines tracking your movement. Ever hear something strange at night, look out the window and see something pink? That's right. Spy-bird, codenamed "Flamingo" Now I have to go, because the government is probably going to trace me after sending this message.
Kill all the flamingos! The government knows more than you think!
by Oddjobguy147 March 6, 2007
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