faids

faggot aids

I think john got faids after fucking a homo

by we hate all faggots August 1, 2023

chic-filaid

Using your partner as a table to eat Chic-Fil-A during coitus.

Oh man, I got Chic-filaid lastnight; it was amazing.

by LTDansen October 19, 2013

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

flabdomen

Usually referring to girls, it is the fat that spills over jeans revealed because the tart is wearing a shirt ten times too small for her. They are usually in denial, and believe that they have taut tummies and abs when all they really have is flabs.

Tabitha B. thinks she's so good-looking, but everyone laughs at that nasty flabdomen that the stupid bint insists on showing off.

by Grindhouse Romantic January 8, 2007

flail

To dance with crazy arm motions which is entertaining for both the viewer and performer!

She loves to flail at the Loop on Saturdays!

by sheat December 5, 2007

flade

A woman with a very difinitive strut, that is intising to the straight mans eyes.

Yo man, look a that chick she's got a flade going on.
She walks like a flade.

by joe 2na January 20, 2009

Flacido Domingo

Slang for flaccidity. A chick has to be truly busted to induce "Flacido Domingo." Because as most guys will readily admit - they will pretty much bone anything with a heatbeat.

See that Flacido Domingo at the club dawg? Damn was she busted! I went from FBW to Flacido Domingo in less than a second.

by the chocolate elvis April 25, 2003