Good One Fitz

A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!

Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!

Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!

by Jonathan Alexander May 5, 2007

Fitz and Miles Carnival

Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.

Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?

by Bobo1967 December 11, 2010

d boy fitz

the act of doin something really stupid or being really stupid. when u wake up the following morning like y did i do that?

'yo last nite i banged my 14 year old step sister... i totally pulled a d boy fitz''

by kenny the kid April 6, 2008

Fitz Effect

When subjected to a living situation where a male is surrounded by many unattractive females, thereby lowering his standards over time. Usually occurs in a college dorm where one is forced to live with the same unattractive girls for the entire year.

Dude 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'.
Dude 2: ...are you serious? That honors floor you're living on has gotta be giving you the Fitz Effect.

by WeezyF69 October 19, 2010

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

fitz

The word of the century. Originated in Napa, CA. Used to piss off teachers when you blurt it out randomly.

Teacher: What is the solution to 4x=12?
Student: FITZ!!!!
Teacher: *facepalms. not again

by jhm2000 October 29, 2014

Lauren fitz

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.

person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019