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firsties

When a person gets on a message board or posts a comment "first" in a forum. This word is usually used by small children who believe it is cool to post the first message in any public board or forum.
Harry: I got firsties on three forums today!

Frank: Who cares?
by Nick B Cool September 13, 2005
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Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.
Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.
by Presto_Manifesto May 11, 2011
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
by I Want To Do A Suicide April 27, 2017
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witness the fitness

<hot guy walks in room>

girl says: witness the fitness
by sexy mofos June 10, 2005
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planet fitness pants

planet fitness pants are the skin tight, almost see through latex pants worn by overweight women that work out at planet fitness. these women of course have no business wearing anything that revealing/tight in public but because they're working out (or just came for the free pizza) they feel the urge to show off their flabby, cottage cheese bodies like they are supermodels
damn man, check out the planet fitness pants over there! watching this lady's jelly rolls do cardio is soothing like watching waves crash on the beach.
by mister snugglefcuk August 20, 2011
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The fitness gram pacer test

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continutes. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. On your mark, get ready, begin.
by Urdadlesbian1 December 1, 2018
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Fitness potential

When you can see another person has the potential to be fit from someone else's point of view, but you personally do not think that they are fit.
"OMG he is soooo fit!"
"Not my type, but he has fitness potential."
by Kittykat March 31, 2005
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