retained firefighter

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.

My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.

by President toddler October 31, 2017

Detroit Firefighter

When a man lights his pubic hair on fire and his partner must extinguish the flames with his semen.

Hey Douglas I'm gonna pull a Detroit firefighter on you tonight!

by FUCKASSMCGEE June 26, 2015

Texas Firefighter

When you insert a bundle of matches into your partner's vagina, leaving only the match heads sticking out. You then light the matches and proceed to ram your dick into the matches pushing them into her vagina. Her vagina juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.

Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!

by Melee Tramp October 27, 2010

Volunteer Firefighter

The bitchiest, most butt-hurt people you will ever meet.

When I told the volunteer firefighter to get out of my ambulance, he went and cried to the chief.

by Mediclover September 5, 2018

seman firefighter

when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.

Dude. That seman firefighter was wayy too spicy until we watered it down!

by Joanna Arbaugh April 3, 2008

alaskan firefighter

When you are having sex with your mate and you ignite her boobs on fire and put it out with your cum

I Alaskan firefighter my girlfriend last night

by Wtf is this shit March 19, 2014

firefighter cowboy

good looking cowboy often seen in country bars in Southern California. extremely nice body from working out as a firefighter. really good with the ladies. not a hick like other cowboys but sometimes a player. always wears cowboy boots when he goes out and loves his cowboy hat. be careful cuz the firefighter cowboys are really smooth with all of the ladies so don't get attached too quickly!

Did you talk to that firefighter cowboy last night?
Yea, but then he started to talking to all these other girls.

by cowboylvr27 April 23, 2011