Skip to main content

felcher

Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.
Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"
by chris wheelie April 21, 2005
mugGet the felcher mug.

felcher

Felcher: Someone who cums in a woman ass, then sucks it out with (or without) a straw.
After he blew a load in her ass, he felchered it all up with a straw. MMM MMM GOOD!
by Keli Marie December 28, 2005
mugGet the felcher mug.

Felcher

When a gay man first ejaculates in his partner's ass,then sucks out his own cum
Those two fags are felcher's for sure
by DickMc73 September 28, 2008
mugGet the Felcher mug.

Felcher

Someone who ejaculates in a womens rectum or buttocks crack and then, so aroused by semen, but not wanting to admit a allure presented by other males, sucks his own semen up thru a straw.
Brooks W. often cleveland steamers M.M, and then likes his own Spiked Milk out of her crack. She then does a simmilar act to him.
by M from the peg February 1, 2005
mugGet the Felcher mug.

Felching Party

A party --- all male, all female, or co-ed --- where everyone draws straws to determine each person's role. A person is selected by straws to be entered vaginally (female) or anally (male or female) by a train of dudes who each leave a deposit of their man-seed in them. One "lucky" person, determined by straw drawing, takes his or her straw and inserts it, after all deposits are made, and sucks out the gooey mess left inside.
John: Hey, Linda, we missed you at the Felching Party last night. It was a blast!

Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.
by SL_808 March 27, 2013
mugGet the Felching Party mug.

COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy
Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.
by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002
mugGet the COLOSTOMY FELCHING mug.

felcher

when a man ejaculates sperm on someone ass, then sucks it up with a straw, to clean up the mess.
"OMG, lauren loves felchers!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"
by Cassieeee January 14, 2007
mugGet the felcher mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email