giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver
blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio
and you'll get fecalatio
by stu lanely April 24, 2006
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Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):
1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.
2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.
3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.
4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):
1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.
2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.
3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.
4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Pete: Damn Billy and his laxatives. I wish this house had a second toilet so I wouldn't be forced to handle my call of the wilds- moments at the kitchen's sink. Lucky Fecal Fairy, the poop economics must be the only branch of international business that aren't affected by the recession.
by Brother Louie February 17, 2009
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by Davis 205C September 21, 2006
Get the Fecal Fiddle mug.fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location
"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."
Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please
Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please
by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007
Get the Fecal Reasoning mug.A condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. Most commonly effects college girls.
My stomach hurts and I don't remember if I pooped yesterday or the day before. I must have fecal amnesia.
by Larry56 April 7, 2013
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by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010
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