felated

Men who share a common woman through oral sex.

Bob and Fred dated the same woman at different times and she often performed oral sex on them, hence they are felated.

by I'm smart but lazy. August 1, 2016

Bobby Flay

A ginger with no talent who throws blue corn and ancho chile powder on EVERYTHING to make it tex mex. The ultimate in Douchbag-dom.

Example: "Hey guys, I made sure the teacher didn't forget to give us homework tonight. You guys should come over and I'll make some blue corn enchilidas with ancho chiles."

"Wow, Todd's really being a Bobby Flay right now"

by FUCKERNST&YOUNG May 1, 2009

felatious

One that sucks many a cock.

That slut is felatious.

by WOODrow Wilson the 3rd May 8, 2008

Felås

Swedish word for something that is really good, so good that you make a 'puff'-ish sound. Usually written with more letters to emphasize the word: Feelllåååås

Friend: Look at this awesome steak I'm eating
me: Felås!

by Davtre January 13, 2018

felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.

"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!

by scatbrat April 16, 2009

Felaciosophical

The act of thinking of life's puzzles while receiving or giving oral sex

The act of when one is in deep thought, thinking about felacio.

The study of felacio theory.

When someone wants a blow job but can't get one.

Matt Stevens was having a felaciosophical moment last night while watching pornography.

by AaronCLi May 12, 2009

felatche mignon

a term used when a guy has received good oral sex from a female

Carla gave me that felatche mignon

by ReDM April 9, 2010