An erection of the phallus born from anxiety or dread. A variation on the term hardon necessitated by the state of affairs in today's modern culture.
"Stop scaring me or i'll get a fearon"
"Got mugged last night on my way home and ended up with the worlds biggest fearon"
"Got mugged last night on my way home and ended up with the worlds biggest fearon"
by Hindsightman March 6, 2008
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Get the freakon mug.Usually means, intelligent, nice, wise, handsome, sexy, buff, and modest guy. steals all the hawt gurls at school, making the other guys jealous of him.
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Brad: Sorry Susan, but I was in the middle of a Four Freakout, I couldn't control myself.
Brad: Sorry Susan, but I was in the middle of a Four Freakout, I couldn't control myself.
by jedimasterholt November 16, 2010
Get the Four Freakout mug.An amalgamation of the terms "fake" and "Akon" used as a nickname for R&B singer Akon during his early career. Akon was portrayed as a felon in his debut single "Locked Up" and has repeatedly claimed that he spent three years in prison. However, paperwork and interviews with prosecutors and detectives has shown that he was never convicted of any felonies, leading to accusations of Akon being a phony.
Chris: Akon be the realest dude in the R&B game.
Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.
Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.
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