fakon

Fake bacon, as in simulated bacon bits. A combination of the words "fake" and "bacon".Pronounced "fake-en"

"You can eat fakon during Lent; it's not real meat!"
"Do you have any fakon-bits for my Caesar salad?"

by Pogmotoin February 27, 2009

Fakon

An amalgamation of the terms "fake" and "Akon" used as a nickname for R&B singer Akon during his early career. Akon was portrayed as a felon in his debut single "Locked Up" and has repeatedly claimed that he spent three years in prison. However, paperwork and interviews with prosecutors and detectives has shown that he was never convicted of any felonies, leading to accusations of Akon being a phony.

Chris: Akon be the realest dude in the R&B game.

Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.

by JT520 January 10, 2014

Fanon Goggles

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Faxon

Tea loving weeb who may or may not be gay...

That Faxon over there is such a nimrod

by A Fake Fat Sunny October 8, 2020

Faxon

Tea loving weeb who watches gay midget porn.

That Faxon over there is such a nimrod

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

faking the snake

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

Faxon

A person who is sometimes annoying, follows and never leads, has a thing for latinas, assumed gay, and sometimes thinks of suicide, yet he's a great friend in the end.

Hey Faxon, where did You put the keys.

by GuXXi Nigggita May 16, 2019