Fapsauce

n. 1.emissions made from the penis during or at the end of "fapping" (masturbating)
2. lubrications used during "fapping" (masturbating)

Henry grabbed a kleenex to clean up the fapsauce.

by Lovely Dork July 24, 2011

Faysal

Faysal. He is the best person you will ever meet he will make you laugh every time and make you smile at all times. If you are best friends with Faysal you will never regret it. His fluffy hair and big dick will always get the pengest girls in the school especially (Kelsey😏). Faysal will be your number 1 best best friend in the world. And you might turn gay to be his NUMBER NUMBER 1 person in the world.

Some random girl “Have you seen Faysal he is the best still.”
Her friend “ Alie, he’s the one.”

by OFB MANHANDLE March 23, 2020

FAFSA

A convoluted clusterfuck of beaurocratic pencil pusher wonder. This worthless application process is designed to mostly give money to those uneducated, worthless children of our American idiocracy, enabling frat boys and girls who waste their time in school in a wasted blitz and then graduate with the 'C's get degrees' mindset, and then wonder why the fuck they can't get a job in the real world.

This craptastic butt-baby of the Department of Education also servers to deny, as the liberals would say, 'well-to-do' folks any money whatsoever. Do your parents make over $60,000 dollars? And do they keep all their money to themselves? If you answered yes to both of those questions, the FAFSA spits in your mother-fucking-face.

A prime example of one of the many wastes of government resources. Filling out the FAFSA, and getting the government decided EFC (estimated family contribution) back is like filling out the IRS forms, and then being kicked in the dick by a donkey, and then shit on, repeatedly.

And also, perhaps 10% of the kids who fill out FAFSA and get significant aid other than loans ever push 3.0+ GPAs.

Advisor "Did you fill out the FAFSA, Jimmy?"
Jimmy "Yes, but they say my parents should pay $25,000 a year for my college!"
Advisor "Don't back talk me. Go to the office."
Jimmy "God. Damn. It."
Advisor "You should go party with Joe Popular in their family shack, I hear they do cocaine, and he was awarded grant money! Learn from your dumb ass peers rich white-boy!"

by AmericaTheIdiocracy April 12, 2010

faisal

u all stupid punks, everyone knows the real meaning of faisal is a guy with realy good hair style.

"Wowww, nice hair, you got a faisal hair style"

by Alicia April 17, 2004

fatsack

fatsack: n. (pronunciation: fat-sak) One who is lazy, careless or irritable. The word also commonly refers to someone who eats food excessively, obsessively, or unnecessarily.

"You're such a fatsack," Denise told Leroy emphatically when she saw him eating a third serving of pie while sitting lazily on the couch.

by nitterpixi August 6, 2010

fayard

a person with an enormously large dick.

His fayard in bed was amazing last night.

by taylaah. January 24, 2007

Falsalgia

False Nostalgia. A weird sense of nostalgia for a past event or time that you never personally experienced. Otherwise known as Empathetic Confusion.

"Man, Heartbeats by the Knife fills me with Falsalgia."

by Jenka January 20, 2013