Fauxto

Meaning Fake photo, without the negative connotation. Pronounced Photo, but spelled different. Originally made by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth.

Moriah Elizabeth made a Fauxto of Pickle and Derp.

by LittleSailorMiep December 3, 2021

The Fault In Our Stars

it is a book made out of tears and pain

Friend: Hey, have you read The Fault In Our Stars?
Me: It destroyed my soul

by i'm still crying February 3, 2013

Faustus

Something about otters.

National Geographic: Today, 100,000 to 150,000 sea otters are protected by law.
Guy 1: Who on earth would protect such useless animals...
Guy 2: You probably haven't met a Faustus.

by ShortMart July 12, 2011

fauxtato salad

A term of art in the theatrical world. Any combination of ingestible fruit (optimally chopped apples) and dairy products (optimally yogurt) combined to give the impression of potato salad on stage.

Michael's show included an eating scene, so he concocted some fauxtato salad to make it easier to swallow before his next scene.

by flyingdog August 26, 2009

The Fault In Our Stars

A New York Bestseller by John Green. It will rip your heart out and make you eat it. It is a soul crushing novel ready to have you sobbing in the fetal position. You will hate to love how perfectly sad it is.

Me: I cried and sobbed and The Fault in our Stars ripped out my heart.
Me: Here. Read it.

by augustuswaters October 28, 2012

rectal fault line

1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.

2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.

Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.

that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

fauxthusiasm

To express joy for something you think you should care about, but don't really.

Man: "The Penguins are up 2-0 after the first period!"
Woman: "Ummm... Yayy?"
Man: "Well done! You fauxthusiasm is appreciated."

by TheNarcissist April 9, 2008