Farty McDumb McStupidheaderson

A word, often used in conjunction with other negative adjectives, used to describe a person who meets all of the following criteria:

a. The person must be farty, fart often, smell like farts, or be otherwise comparable to a fart.

b. The person must also be dumb. Mute persons as well as untintelligent persons are included in this category.

c. The person must also be a stupidhead.

Lauren, you might as well change your name to Farty McDumb McStupidheaderson.

by Stinky Farty May 2, 2006

Farty porm

Poor, drunk party form.

Did you see Jesus turning everyone's wine into water last night? What a dick. That's bad farty porm.

by jaogiz July 8, 2012

Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 17, 2004

farty party

A sexual act in which a male rubs his penis into his partner's armpit for stimulation. So named for the sound an armpit makes when a hand is placed over it and the arm is flexed towards the body.

See also armpit job, armpit sex, Armpit Choo-Choo.

"My wife didn't want to fuck last night, but she compromised and threw a farty party just for me."

by o8jedi August 28, 2019

Farty Poo

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL

Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.

by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017

farty allanah

A girl that farts like a pumpy bum machine

person 1: Who's That? Person2: Oh thats farty allanah Person 1: Why is she called that? Person 2: because shes a pumpy bum machine

by Bum girl November 9, 2017

farty four

this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!

I just carn-holed myself on Hwy. farty four!

by K-Bitch September 29, 2010