fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 8, 2020

fapathon

you fap till you flop

dave has done a fapathon before he flopped

by cuckechese69 May 14, 2021

Fapathy

When you would like the dopamine release of an orgasm but don't have the mental capacity to consider anything erotic. An existential horniness.

I would sadsturbate but I'm in an overwhelming state of fapathy.

by guerilla_linguist July 31, 2021

Farhath

From first look he’s you’re typical brown guy with glasses. Like he literally looks like any brown kid with glasses…it’s kinda funny. Like next time you see a brown guy just out glasses on him and there you go you have a “Farhath”. A Farhath is also someone who is talented and likes to dabble into everything but…he is average at all them things. A Jack of all trades some may say but not a master at a particular thing. Whether that be: art, singing, even working out, you will almost always find a “Farhath” will always be alright at them things but never anything amazing.

“With your glasses, you look like such a Farhath”

by Alldirections November 22, 2021

Farhath Nargis

A happy Flower that blooms ones in a thousand years . The origin of the word farhath nargis is from arabic
Farhath - فرحت means : Happy
Nargis - نرقيس means : Flower blooms ones in thousand years .

Farhath Nargis is a girl just like her name with unique characters . With beautiful eyes and smile . She's very nice and adorable .

Be farhath always ❤️
The flower is so beautiful just like nargis
"Farhath Nargis" ❤️

by anonymous November 23, 2021

FAPatite

The amount of pornography it takes an individual to complete a fap.

36 Tabs open, dvd playing , and 4 magazines open on the bed, damn i have a big Fapatite

by sislovesmedia February 24, 2023

Faphappy

When you can't stop masterbating
Also when you're as excited doing something as you are when u masterbate

It's my day off and wife's away, I'm going to get Faphappy today!

Example #2 there's a sale down at the bike shop and I'm going Faphappy on that store!

by J.A.Mckeown November 15, 2023