Fanfiction 

One of the worst things on the internet. Sometimes, it’s done well, but 93% if the time it’s shipping characters that should not be, and completely ruining your impression Of whatever the fanfic is about.

Shrek rubbed princess peach’s arm tenderly giving her a living stare...
Ew, man, why is that fanfiction of your search history?

Fanfiction by Xakez April 30, 2021

fanfiction 

Usually consisting of gay ships. Written because someone has just finished watching/reading something and is unhappy with the end results or feels theirs is better. Y/N is nothing like us and we hate her for it. Wattpad is only used for the comments and A03 is the superior site to read on.

My dad: What are you reading?
Me: um nothing...
My dad: Um okay bye (walks away)
My Friend: (saw the whole thing) Fanfiction?

Me: always

fanfiction by im gay and bored September 9, 2021

fanfiction 

literal cringe. don’t do it, write it, or even look at it

Fanfiction example: “You wake up in sssniperwolf bed, looking extra hungover. Sssniperwolf looks at you and says, “hey daddy” you reply “hi momma” Lia then reaches for your disco stick, pulling your underwear off in delight. She then opens her mouth, carelessly forgetting about her intimate relationship, and she starts the process.” That’s all i’ll say the rest becomes pretty disturbing…

fanfiction by ZΣPH Ψ January 23, 2022

Fanfiction 

Something you write when you"re bored af

Or you're horny?

Middle school child: Hey bestie I wrote some more fanfiction
Another middle school child: Omg can't wait t read it

Fanfiction by |Ana| April 9, 2022

Fanfiction 

FANFICTION IS EITHER HORNY AF OR CUTE AF

Dnf Smut Fanfiction: They ripped off their clothes and broke the kiss only for a second before diving back down.
Dnf fluff Fanfiction/Aka the good ones: They held each other's hands as they walked down the peaceful park

Fanfiction by |Ana| April 9, 2022

fanfiction 

Taking existing personalities in the public knowledge, such as celebrities, or ficitonal characters from books, movies, video games, folklore, etc., and writing a text about them fucking, getting married, and having babies.

"I read this fanfiction online about Harry Styles pissing in this girl's vagina, getting married, and having her babies. It was so wholesome."

"Dude, this Harry Potter fanfic is so good. Harry wants to show Hermione his D, but the only D she wants is Draco Malfoy. Oh, and they get married and have babies."

fanfiction by obnoxious_leftie July 10, 2022

Fanfiction 

When you are in a world with people you like and your probably rich rich but in real life you are not

Someone: Hey did you read that Fanfiction
Person: Yes it was so good I thought I was actually there

Fanfiction by mutualhelpwattpad December 16, 2022