Family Truckster

Minivan, SUV, wagon etc used for family trips. A humorous and slightly derogatory reference to the horrible looking yet sturdy station wagon from National Lampoons Vacation.

We loaded up the family truckster and headed to Disneyland with grandma the dog and the two kids.

by OMG_name_is_already_used! December 7, 2010

unorganized crime family

A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.

My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.

by gingitsune23 January 14, 2011

fake first family

The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.

These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

Family Whore

Someone who likes to have relationships with multiple people of the same family. They will have sexual relations with one member and move on to the next within the same month. They will also do anything to try to stay within the family, even if they are not wanted.

Darlene really slept with 3 out of the 4 Kerr brothers? What a family whore.

by xxSafiexx November 1, 2011

Kill your Family Show

A joke TV show that appeared on Episode 45 of YGOTAS. It consists of Melvin repeating the phrase Kill your Family over and over again. Best show ever.

Marik: Oh look a shiny box! I must worship it!

Melvin: Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family!

Merchant: What's the matter? You never seen the Kill your Family show?

by king of koopas December 17, 2009

The Family Circus

The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.

Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.

by latin guy March 20, 2005

royal family

1) German fascists
2) Human example of inbreeding
3) Parasites
4) Waste of space

Alabama's a bit royal family. Now I think about it, so is most of America

by NNNN May 5, 2005