An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.
Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends!
Jimmy: Oh yea...right...
Jimmy: Oh yea...right...
by Dillweed2 June 29, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. 1) (The Facebook) An online networking site limited to college students at certain 4-year universities. Members establish profiles, upload a picture, list interests, list classes, and add friends. Started by several Harvard students and made public in February 2004.
2) An elite version of Friendster, a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of Myspace
3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.
2) An elite version of Friendster, a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of Myspace
3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.
by supaflyyoc October 31, 2004
Get the Facebookmug. A place frequented mostly by older people that pretend to be the type of person they wish they were when they were 18 years old.
Where people that see themselves as some sort of village celebrity give hourly press releases as to what they have done or plan to do and the more normal of their friends can't look away as it's cringe worthy entertainment of the highest order!
Where people that see themselves as some sort of village celebrity give hourly press releases as to what they have done or plan to do and the more normal of their friends can't look away as it's cringe worthy entertainment of the highest order!
by Suicidal_Blonde August 2, 2015
Get the Facebookmug. A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday
by Kkit'sallgood February 5, 2012
Get the Facebookmug. Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful
Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers
Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers
by LexieMorison March 28, 2013
Get the Facebookmug. by HafuUD May 20, 2015
Get the Facebookmug. A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.
by xgirlybooknerdx February 27, 2015
Get the Facebookmug.