facebook

MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.

"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"

by PohTayToez August 24, 2007

Facebook

A website some people are highly addicted to

man#1:ow many hours have you benn on facebook today,you look tired
man#2:10 why?

by guyofgisbourne December 7, 2009

facebook

A social networking site for your real name, real schools, and the like. A good idea, in theory. In reality, nothing more than a way for people from your past who you have long since forgotten and have no interest in knowing to look you up so they can tell you how many ignorant uneducated chav kids they have now.

Witness supposedly mature adults at your college/uni/pub/job arguing and getting upset over somebody not adding them back or ignoring them etc etc...

With any luck it will dissolve and fade away like myspace and bebo etc etc.

p1: Hey, you have a facebook, we went to school together a billion years ago, I sat behind you in geography, how are you, look at my gorgeous hubby and kids, how great am I...

p2: Ackkkk, not this shit again...

by lsd-25 May 30, 2013

Facebook

Stalking made easy!
An easy way to communicate with friends and strangers depending on who you add. You can also post photos and videos.

Dude #1-"Did you see my new sicky sicky ganar ganar pics on facebook?!"
Dude #2-"No me and my stalker were chatting."

by Juneffer June 3, 2009

facebook

An online popularity contest for highschool and university students. It doesn't seem to matter that you may have only SEEN the person walking in the hallways, it is good enough reason to add them as a friend.

OMG! Check out Sally's Facebook profile, she's got over 300 friends!

by tealight June 11, 2006

facebook

A social networking website, similar to MySpace, but used to be better, because only college students could sign up. But now, Facebook is becoming another MySpace clone by allowing everybody and anybody to become a member. So now, Facebook is a place for slut-faced high school girls to post all of their drunk and high pictures. And now, because Facebook is giving the options of changing your top friends, adding music to your profile, and adding other totally useless applications such as the "Fortune Cookie," "Food Fight," or "X-Me," it is just as bad as MySpace. Such a shame, because Facebook used to be good.

OMG YAY! I can have a top 8 on facebook AND myspace now!!

by A_Really_Cool_Person July 26, 2007

Facebook

MySpace for stalkers.

Joey couldn't get enough info on Jennie via MySpace, so he just checked her mini-feed on Facebook.

by ShutMeUpx December 12, 2006