fuction

The amount of pressure exerted by the pussy, tits, mouth, or ass on your cock while you're having sex. From Fuck + sUCTION.

Laura has great fuction!

by pentozali September 27, 2009

fuctifino

"Fucked if I know" - or - "I really don't have a clue, old chap"

"What's George Bush up to?" .. "Fuctifino!"

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Fuctupedness

The state of being fucked up as it relates to behavior, circumstance, or actions.

He's so stupid we will never be able to undo his fuctupedness. Or: She is so ugly her face has all kinds of fuctupedness going on.

by Area 1948 May 30, 2011

Fuctowel

A small towel used for cleaning up semen after sex or masturbation.

Grab me the Fuctowel, I just nutted all over the sheets.

by grabyournutts June 13, 2012

Fuctoring

Originally coined by software developers, fuctoring has broad business applicability. Fuctoring is the process of adding unnecessary complexity or byzantine logic and process to fight your inevitable career obsolescence. Fuctoring ensures the bulk of your work output is not usable by others in your absence.

"I know I could do this simply, but a little well-planned fuctoring will make it much harder for them to fire me."

by g-worder June 16, 2012

fuctabulous

Unfuckingbelievable, fucking great.

Her dress is fuctabulous

by Professor Piddletrough March 26, 2016

Fuctub

Fat Ugly Chicks Treat U Better

She is a real fuctub

by CatFishFrog October 19, 2016