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fartocline

The gradient of stench resulting in a differential temperature between recently expelled methane (farts) and the surrounding air. This creates a layer of hot rancid air.
Person 1: 'I've been farting all night, and I suggest you lie down and stay under the fartocline'

Person 2: 'It's okay I've just added to it, looks like we won't be able to stand up for a while.....'
by Harrypotterthatsme May 29, 2016
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I forgor💀

I forgor💀 to go to my sisters funeral
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i forgor

when u forgor 💀
Person: Hey @Walmart I have a question
Walmart: Hi there! How can we be of assistance?
Person: I forgor 💀
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What you say when someone's jokes are lame.
Corny person- So, did you like my jokes?
Me- They were so funny I forgot to laugh...
by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003
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fartologist

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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Totally forgot

A phrase that is used as an excuse when you have no better reason. Rarely used when said event is actually forgotten about. Usually associated with either laziness or disgust of said event.
Taha: Hey chris, why weren't you at knitting camp?

Chris:... Oman, I totally forgot! And I really wanted to go too!
by Sirrofflez December 14, 2009
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fartography

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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