Flaming bag of dog poop

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008

Flaming Fuck Hammer

The erect penis of a red-haired man (ginger person).

Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer.

by Steve-o and Tim December 9, 2008

Flaming Havana

While during intercourse, a man lights his partners pubic hair on fire, then withdraws his penis to ejaculate on the flame, thus extinguishing it before his partner is burned too badly.

"I was too slow with the flaming havana, and my girl ended up in the emergency room!" -sean

by Tad Quaddlebaum December 21, 2010

Flaming Gayley

honest alternative name to the band Framing Hanely. This band is gay as fuck. Their music is so terrible, it's like diarrhea for the ears. Only dumb drunk teen girls would enjoy this gay shit.

My girlfriend is going to the Flaming Gayley concert tonight, she better not fuck any of those douche bags unless she wants to break up and contract herpes.

by shit stuffer November 21, 2010

flaming moses

It's when a person sets their own pubic hair on fire and then listens for the voice of God

While jimmy was home alone, he performed a flaming Moses in an attempt to get closer to God.

by SPANKY1113 March 23, 2017

Flaming Butthole

The result of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and then pooping at a later time. Normally your butt will burn while pooping and for a while after.

Ex.1

Guy 1: Man I just ate another bag of those spicy cheetos.

Guy 2: You're going to get such a bad flaming butthole later.

Ex.2

Girl 1: What took you so long going to the bathroom?

Guy 3: I got the flaming butthole again, I need to stop eating those cheetos so much.

by JohnPaullol August 12, 2011

flaming amazon

The flaming amazon is when you are giving a girl the grizzle, and right before you twurk up in her drumette of love; you whip out your zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, then extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.

I gave mrs. crabbush the flaming amazon, then choked the bitch with my donkey dick.

by smackdaddy August 16, 2006