Fifaroids

A word to describe a player who is too good at the game fifa.

Guy 1: Hey man, that player is way too good at this game!
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be on fifaroids.

by Jackstoneashboy October 8, 2009

fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011

fifaggot

(fē' făg'gət) a person who plays fifa and completes the follwoing actions in unison:
1. plays ultra defensive the entire game
2. uses only the a-button to play defense
3. stalls when in possession
4. wins in pks after a tied game

'I played a noob in fifa and ended up losing. I couldn't get any shots off and he won in p.k's.'

'man what a fifaggot'

by dillonwid August 17, 2011

Finkadink

Being a Finkadink is much like being a dumb rat.(rat fink) If somebody is a Finkadink he or she is ratting on her friends very dumb-like. i.e. you are talking to the person you are ratting too while the person you are ratting on can hear you in the other room.

Did you hear how the mafia found out Jim? He was being a real Finkadink

by BenedictineJS August 16, 2016

Fifa wank

When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.

I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.

by Brayshaw lad November 27, 2019

Fifa simp

A guy or female that rage and calls fifa a tradh game after losing 0 - 3 in Fut champs but still plays the game.

Kári you always call fifa trash but you still play it you FIFA simp!

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! May 31, 2020

fifaholic

Mera wooo! That’s probably what this person says 24/7. Always vibing & having a positive impact. There to give others advice & help friends, humble but wild. Usually have a crazy past that no one really knows. Next Hugh Hefner & is a great masseuse, can make a girl waterfall like no other & see stars

Hey who’s that with all those girls ??
Deadass? That’s fifaholic bro (king of skrotis)

by Fifaholic November 23, 2021