Food and Finance High School

A cooking school were 72% don’t want to cook

75% of them got in because no other school wanted them

There was kid you was locked in the freezer and was never heard from again

Food and finance high school sucks

by SomeRandom34 October 16, 2021

finance controller

A controller of finance oversees the functions of accounting in the company and ensures records are kept properly. They contribute to the financial strategies of the company and in developing internal control policies. They also perform risk management activities and develop plans to minimize risk

They ensure that all accounting information are accurate and proper at all times at each end of each quarters of the comapny's fiscal year.

I serve as a finance controller to provide risk mitigations from financial fraud both, internally and externally. I provide quarterly reports during each quarters (4x within a fiscal year) and also I ensure that our company are in compliant of all GAAP and accounting laws.

by Abdavison September 29, 2021

finance law

adding up department, place where addin masheens are used

That bloody Kes in finance has swiped me addin masheen again.

by Aslan June 14, 2004

creative financing

When a high ranking businessman uses the company's expense account for a night of drunken debauchery.

Where that mysterious $200 disappears to when the boss goes on a "business trip".

by anon June 15, 2004

creative financing

To acquire cash for fly gear by trickery or thievery

I needed new shoes so I busted out some creative financing on my bitch ass moms

by s June 18, 2004

Finance sis

The female version of a finance bro, but better; one who buys designer, attends parties with businessmen with high net income, vacations at Nikki Beach and boasts of the corporate finance role she works in. Gets money.

‘Olivia is such a finance sis, she bought her fourth Louis Vuitton this month.’

by Jan5678 September 28, 2025

Finance Granola

A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.

Sammy is climbing after work while easting a sea oil free tuna sandwich, he's so finance granola.

by FG Buff November 11, 2025