Ferret

A subordinating conjunction similar to 'although, 'despite that,' and 'additionally' that denotes an event that occurs despite another, previously mentioned event.

I want to purchase this, ferret it would leave me broke.

by Nysona June 2, 2025

Ferret

The male version of the cow insult.

I really hate Adam. He's a ferret

by Rock Hard School Bully January 11, 2026

Ferrèt

Adjective used to describe something unfulfilling or unsatisfactory by any standard.

Oh my gosh, did you see those ferrèt pants.

by Truffleforce April 18, 2020

ferret face

someone who has minimal lips and no chin

The TV show M*A*S*H included Major Frank Burns, aka "Ferret Face".

by Hot Lips Houlihan July 1, 2003

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

by egnaro May 17, 2005

Ferret Cleavage

The ass cleavage of a man with a pony tail.

Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"

Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

ferret no-no

Things that you shouldn't do, whether or not you own a ferret. Such as,
(1) Not looking where you step.
(2) Not looking before you sit.
(3) Leaving your purse unattended.
(4) Leaving doors open.
(5) Leaving cupboards or drawers open.
(6) Sleeping naked with the door open.
(7) Leaving candy or cookies or soda on the coffee table when you go to the bathroom.

(1) Dan did a ferret no-no and broke his leg in a man hole.
(2) Mike did a ferret no-no and sat on a freshly painted bench. (2) Pat did a ferret no-no and got a man hole surprise when he sat down at the nude beach.
(3) Sally did a ferret no-no and got her purse stolen out of her grocery cart.
(4) Clarence did a ferret no-no and got his TVCR stolen.
(6) Pam Anderson did a ferret no-no and it's all over the internet!
(7) James Bond did a ferret no-no and someone slipped him a mickey.

by Willy Dickinson, therapist August 1, 2006