Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.
Tony- I did not need to know that.
Tony- I did not need to know that.
by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010
Get the Leaky Faucetmug. A penis, dong, stiffy, dick, tadger, prick, Willy, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, wife's best friend, Percy, or cock....
To be used when referencing oral stimulation.
To be used when referencing oral stimulation.
by Rick-tha-warehouse-manager February 25, 2008
Get the meat faucetmug. 
Get the Sex Faucetmug. The act of carefully pissing into a woman's shithole, filling it up, then inserting a cork with a small hole, allowing it to drip for hours like a Leaky Faucet.
Man, you should have been there last night when I gave Cheryl a Leaky Faucet, she was dripping for hours.
by NoobPwner222 March 9, 2009
Get the Leaky faucetmug. The Leaky Faucet
The Leaky Faucet, is not only considered to be a sex act, but it also serves as a means to administer illicit substances.
The Leaky Faucet involves three naked people:
* Person A will be positioned on all fours
* Person B will be laying down, face up, between person A’s legs looking up toward their genitalia
* Person C will have prepared a medicine syringe, with the chosen illicit substance, and will insert that syringe into person A’s rectum; essentially, boofing them with the substance.
* Person B will then open their mouth to drink the drippings of the excess fluid from person A’s rectum
And thus, you have…The Leaky Faucet
The Leaky Faucet, is not only considered to be a sex act, but it also serves as a means to administer illicit substances.
The Leaky Faucet involves three naked people:
* Person A will be positioned on all fours
* Person B will be laying down, face up, between person A’s legs looking up toward their genitalia
* Person C will have prepared a medicine syringe, with the chosen illicit substance, and will insert that syringe into person A’s rectum; essentially, boofing them with the substance.
* Person B will then open their mouth to drink the drippings of the excess fluid from person A’s rectum
And thus, you have…The Leaky Faucet
by Booferella June 2, 2023
Get the The Leaky Faucetmug. An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.
I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.
by O-town daddy November 9, 2013
Get the Faucet Negotiationmug.