carbon footprint offset

A boondoggle involving polluting one geographical location with excessive use of carbon-based fuel while paying to promote clean energy in another geographical location, and claiming one offsets the other, thus yielding neutral pollution.

Al Gore rationalizes his profligate use of $30,000/year in electricity and natural gas at his home in Nashville by partially funding clean energy production in other areas, terming this a "carbon footprint offset". It is tantamount to dumping garbage on the streets of Nashville and "offsetting" it by paying for street cleanup in Seattle.

by Mondo Fuego March 2, 2007

fastpitch softball

The best sport ever to play. A team of dedicated, tough, bas ass girls with great bodies. We're not all lesbians, some of us are very feminine outside of practice. It trakes grit and patience.

"Oh my god, those fastpitch softball girls are so hardcore they practice in the snow!"

by breezylhssoftball April 19, 2007

Fatphobia

something that doesn't exist

Chubby Chick: OMG you told me to get on a treadmill, that's fatphobia!
Based Brian: No dude you're just being a sissy brat

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death May 9, 2022

footprint

The most random word that no one would ever look up on Urban Dictionary. It took me forever to find a word so random that only I would look it up.
However, if you must know, a footstep is:

1. The impression left in material steeped on by a foot or shoe.
2. An impact on something.

1.
Man 1: "Dude, I can't believe I didn't get caught last night."

Man 2: "Did you cover your footprints? The cops can trace you by that now."

Man 3: "Oh shit."

2.
Man 1: "I've been thinking, and I'm gonna try and reduce my carbon footprint from now on."

Man 2: "Fag."

by your mom. jk, its eric. March 22, 2010

Fatphobic

An excuse for fat people to say if someone says something about their weight and if someone doesn't date them. It is mostly used by fat people who want to make themselves feel better. It is almost never used by fat men though

Brother of fat person: Hey let's go to the gym we have to exercise to become healthy.
Fat person: No bEiNg FaT iS hEaLtHy. YoUr BeInG fAtPhObIc FoR nOt LeTtInG mE bE fAt
Brother of fat person: STFU but hey at least you'll die sooner so I don't have to hear your bs anymore

by The Imperial Manspreader March 27, 2022

fyotp

fuck you on the perc

girl: jeeeeeez bae can you come over later?
hot man: ya, shorty ima fyotp
yk her man does her good on the percs bruv

also the famous tik tok song: FYOTP - Too much ;)

by badbih420 April 17, 2021

karmic footprint

The amount of good or bad karma you produce in the world.

Those kids who broke into my apartment and stole my laptop left a pretty nasty karmic footprint.

by alvin draper October 2, 2009