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failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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catastrophic failure

A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.
No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.
by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008
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renal failure

official term for when one or both of a persons kidneys fail.
Susan went into renal failure
by skylarskank June 26, 2008
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Epic Failure

1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5
by Allrize April 29, 2008
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Failure

Word used to describe people who are crap.
e.g. President Bush.
by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005
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Failure

Steven He is such a failure
When he was 9 years old he was still in school
And he used calculators
When his father was 9 he had to walk over hills for miles to get to school 26 hours a day
He had to do it on one foot
His other foot was starting a business
Now Steven is an actor with a YouTube channel
This is why he doesn't have a girlfriend
by i am right behind you January 2, 2022
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epic failure

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII
Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated
by veritas347 February 7, 2008
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