eye crap

when you wake up, and there is that shit up in your eyes that you have to pick out

dave i gotta get rid of my eye crap before i mack on that hot chick

by tommygeneric March 31, 2004

eye skeet

When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina

Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.

by NinjaKilla December 30, 2005

Eye Hawk

A person next to you who is eye fucking your phone, trying to read your texts.

Nephew was being an eye hawk all night. I think he knew I was texting his bitch.

by droe1021 May 20, 2019

Eye fucked

A male or female who exhibits the need or want to have sex with a seductive/sensual glace/stare with another male or female that they have made direct eye-contact with.

This can be performed in all instances, any location, any time of the year, any hour of the day/night, with anyone.

Results will vary.
-Can be laughed off
-Can be acted upon
-Can be eye-fucked back
-Can eye-fuck for a long or short period of time
-Can eye-fuck back the eye-fucker
-Can eye-fuck back the eye-fucker's friends
-Can be given the Evil-eye back
-Can be beaten
-Can be told off verbally
-Someone who the eye-fuck was not intended for, may think it was meant for them

I interviewed this really attractive young lady in my office today and we were both eye-fucking each other, to the point where I thought I would close my door and seriously fuck her hot body on my desk.

I just got eye fucked by that hot chick!

by R. Trelford February 13, 2008

eye sex

The act of two people staring at each other in such a lustful way they might as well be doing it.

"You so had eye sex with him!"
"I am no longer a eye sex virgin."

by dorkwad March 19, 2003

Eye Have You

The Drebins' catch phrase. It means that the person is watching you and knows some of your personal info like your name, and previous employment.

Drebin- Eye Have You.

by Fox Cruton March 16, 2009

Eye Rapist

Someone who will not stop staring at you and is most likely picturing you undressed.

"did you see that yard worker?? He was totally eye raping me!"

by Kelsleazy September 2, 2005