Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.

After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.

by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023

Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.

Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey

by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022

Expired

This is a word used to describe the state of Tobe’s beauty

Tokunbo: “Tobe, your bout has expired!”

by LKC Gurls August 23, 2022

Expired

Someone that uses Dead Jokes from Tiktok such as Ratio, Yb better, Fatherless,

bro why are you so expired💀

by dawgxavier September 2, 2022

Your Trial Has Expired

Shown after switching Inventor Professional 2018 from multi-user to single-user.

Your Trial Has Expired, What?

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country

As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2024