excalibur

When you take a massive shit and part of it thrusts from the toilet water like King Arthur's excalibur.

I took a massive excalibur just now and would not flush.

by King Arthur May 4, 2004

excalibur

A type of rack in beer pong which consists of the 4-cup diamond with one more cup in front,slightly resembling a sword.

I get one re-rack and 5 cups scattered around.Excalibur that shit up.

by Goodrich January 22, 2007

Excalibur

One who copies personalities. Much debate still resides over this term.

"Dude, don't be such an Excalibur!"

"Dude, I can don't be an Excalibur if I don't want to? ZOMG! -50 CPs!"

by Dervishx4 June 7, 2005

Excalibur

A loser who spends his time listening to prog metal and masturbates to softcore pr0n.

Similar to rocking out with one's cock out.

Euphemism for "skinny fragile penis".

I'm gonna go excalibur at the movie theater tonight.

Ew, he's got an excalibur!

by `Raptor June 6, 2005

Excalifurr

Inside joke by yours truly. Only I know the origins of the word. Well.. an old friend of mine, Andy/Dieourumov knows the meaning of it as well. BUT! Other than that, nobody knows. Pretty much a unique trademark of my own, I guess you could say.

Excalifurr? It must be that Modern Luminous Knight guy!

by Modern "Luminous" Knight February 21, 2005

Exculy

Gay things. Like cottage cheese...and Eli.

That exculy person deserves to get punched.

by TheVikingFixation April 9, 2010

exaclysm

Arguing backwards in a deconsructive manner.

The second chapter was an exaclysm of the first.

by Heribert Fassbender October 25, 2010