HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

by A Real Commie July 1, 2019

erection fairy

The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.

"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

Mass Erect 2

It's what you get when you play Mass Effect 2

"I just finished my 5th playthrough as a vanguard on insanity! I have a major Mass Erect 2!"

by DAT THANE March 4, 2010

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

Erection

When a man's penis becomes stuff and hard, thickens and increases in length, and after that if he's still more sexually aroused, he cums

Just seeing Alana made have a massive erection

by Suki1234 May 4, 2018

erectoid

DUNCE Eric the fool of business who hires nothing butt topless dancers.

Dunce Eric is an erectoid!

by Chabro1 June 29, 2008

erectification

The process of fixing hard problems

His relationship was in such shit, it was in definite need for erectification.

by Portman2 May 22, 2014