Weenis erectus

When a neutered dog gets excited so his red rocket shows

Dude my dog had a weenis erectus after playing with him

by Tasteslikerob69 February 18, 2019

homo erectus

A sexually aroused gay man.

Yo, there's a homo erectus in the bathroom, you better not go in there right now.

by despacitoneighborino March 1, 2019

Homo Erectus

The extinct type Homo Erectus was a now extict type of primate and the pre-predecessor of the Homo Sapiens (the human form, we are today)

The Homo Erectus went extinct simply by being too lazy

by brightphoton April 22, 2019

Homo erectus

Despite common opinion many homo erectus still survive today memebers of the species include:

Mike Ashley

John coats
Joey essex

Cam kirkham
Everyone in the world named kieth

Fuck me look at him, bloody homo erectus him like

by Johnny riddler May 31, 2019

Homo Erectus

An ancester of the Homo Sapiens who used to have a nice, chill life.
Homo Erectus specially enjoy spraying graffitis on cave walls and sexually pleasing themselves while watching some good Homo porn.

Hey, you wanna know why they call me "Homo Erectus"? ;)

by Pepino Man August 1, 2019

Softcore Erectus

A dick with a hard tip but soft at the base.

Woah! That's one softcore erectus

by hamturkey May 16, 2017

Hebus Erectus

A Jew(Hebrew) who has been contracted by a goy to assemble Christmas gifts that do not come prefabricated. Though the Gentile client, usually an affluent father, has the competency to construct said gifts for his children on Christmas morn, he is often too hung over from the previous night’s eggnog consumption to have the patience and/or focus to follow the complex instructions. This is where the Semite comes into play. Because of the unimportance of the Christian holiday to the Judeo-contractor, he is available, clear-headed, and willing to work for a reasonable price. Well, reasonable according to his people’s standards. I mean, if you wanted to find a Jewish tradesman that didn’t gouge the goyim, you’d have to build a time machine and travel back to Jesus times. Anyway, Adam Carolla coined it on January 4, 2016 on the "Adam Carolla Show."

Crafty Jews Inc. employee: Crafty Jews, let us work while you snooze.

Adam: Hi, I’m Adam Carolla. I saw your ad in the “Rich Whitey Gazette.”

CJ employee: Yes, how may I help you, sir?

Adam: Well I’d like to hire someone to put up a zipline in my backyard for my 9-year-old daughter? Now your Jews, are they mechanically inclined?

CJ employee: Sir, all our guys are Hebus Erectus Certified. We import the finest laborers from Israel.

Adam: That’s good. ‘Cause the last thing I need is one of those domesticated, Woody Allen-type Jews coming over here.

CJ employee: Sir, I can assure you, we would never send a Woody Allen-type Jew where there are prepubescent girls. We will send the most blue-collared, salt of the Earth Jew we can find. Think Bruce Springsteen.

Adam: Well you know, he’s not Jewish. You guys always claim him as one of your own but…uh

CJ employee: Ok, well we’ve got one that looks like Eli Roth.

Adam: Jesus, I want a zipline put up, not my children to be beaten to death with a baseball bat.

CJ employee: Ok, ok. Hmm, well you bring up baseball? We have a guy built like Sandy Koufax, smart as Einstein.

Adam: That’s my guy. Send him over, Christmas morn at 8.

CJ employee: Will do Mr. Carolla. Thank you for choosing us for your Hebus Erectus needs.

Adam: Well you are the Chosen people.

CJ employee: Ha, you sure you’re not a Jew?

Adam: To be honest, I’ve got two Jews here passing me jokes on Post-Its. They’re part of your Hebus Punch-up-us line.

carolla

by griffin_t_a April 20, 2016