Homo erectus

Despite common opinion many homo erectus still survive today memebers of the species include:

Mike Ashley

John coats
Joey essex

Cam kirkham
Everyone in the world named kieth

Fuck me look at him, bloody homo erectus him like

by Johnny riddler May 31, 2019

remas erectus

an autistic homo erectus

hmmmmm that nigga might be a remas erectus

by badr shimi January 13, 2022

Homo Erectus

An ancester of the Homo Sapiens who used to have a nice, chill life.
Homo Erectus specially enjoy spraying graffitis on cave walls and sexually pleasing themselves while watching some good Homo porn.

Hey, you wanna know why they call me "Homo Erectus"? ;)

by Pepino Man August 1, 2019

Rumpus Erectus

A physically large woman who’s habitat is typically in an office environment, often holding a managerial title.

Have you met Gilford’s new boss; she’s obviously a descendant of the nearly extinct species Rumpus Erectus.

by markalodian April 29, 2021

Plentymaximum Erectus

1. A male syndrome derived from using massive amounts of male enhancement drugs while watching porn movies.
2. Any massive dosage of male enhancement drugs over a period of 24 hours.

At first the doctors thought it might be Plentymaximum Erectus or a Viagra Virus which locked up his hard drive.

by keithmorin July 24, 2011

Homo Erectus

The extinct type Homo Erectus was a now extict type of primate and the pre-predecessor of the Homo Sapiens (the human form, we are today)

The Homo Erectus went extinct simply by being too lazy

by brightphoton April 22, 2019

Softcore Erectus

A dick with a hard tip but soft at the base.

Woah! That's one softcore erectus

by hamturkey May 16, 2017