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Enlightenment

The simple and subtle realization that there is no salvation, all religions are false constructs of control, and that we are all already in Hell.

Most Enlightened Beings just laugh and joke about it all the time while trying to hide the “Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy and smiling all the time no matter what happens to you. What’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know. Just laughing at Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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Enlighten

Enlighten is a upcoming competitive eu clan of Critical Ops game and they are op with their Main Lineup
Omg, I met an Enlighten member in a Ranked Match
by NotEnti July 9, 2018
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Earth Grown Enlightenment

Another word for Cannabis/Marijuana/The devil's lettuce. Often used in a more comedic setting.
Alice: Yo, do you have any of that good stuff, that earth grown enlightenment-stuff?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Alice: Weed Bob, weed...
by StraightToTheUnderground November 2, 2022
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Gas enlightening

The use of gaslighting, specifically in regard to spirituality.
Gaslighting as a tactic to further spiritual fundamentalism and doctrine, either consciously or unconsciously.

For example, the spiritual teacher who tells you what is either right or wrong, based mostly on anecdotal evidence and/or their own unexamined introjects, is unwittingly using the psychological tactic of gasenlightening, often due in large part to a gross misstep in understanding their own countertransferences and emotional wounding.

Rooted in the oft misunderstood spiritual concept of enlightenment, or the belief that there is a specific spiritual path - with a definable end - that will lead one to some sense of greater understanding or blissful state.

- Coined by the author Zeri Wieder.
“My guru (read: spiritual teacher) told me that I would incur ‘bad’ karma if I don’t continue studying with them...”
“That sounds like your guru is gas enlightening you.”
by ClassP November 3, 2019
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