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Elon musk

A stupid a**hole dumbass person who wanted to take over Twitter and fires all of the innocent employees who worked for Twitter. He’s very greedy with money.
Tom: Have you heard of Elon Musk?
Me: Yeah, fuck that. I don’t care
by Jiahdlshdgiaxjzjf November 1, 2022
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Elon's Musk

The manly stench of a man named Elon Musk after he had worked 100 hours during the week and slept on the floor at Tesla.
As Elon Musk slept his usual two hours a week, a collection of Tesla engineers proceeded to sniff him, gaining knowledge of the universe through Elon's Musk.
by Pinhole Pornhole September 12, 2018
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ElDonko

It is a very large oversized donkey with extremely short legs usually within the range of 6-8 inches with no knee bones (directly from sholder to hoof straight leg)

A mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. This would be the flaming fast ElDonko.
Unicorns are so out...I want an ElDonko.
by Rolando X January 18, 2009
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Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010
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Elonsplaining

When someone corrects you with incorrect information and then throws a hissy fit.
I shared a Tweet discussing recent research in my field but some guy replied and started elonsplaining it back to me completely wrong.
by Tells-Many-Truths August 2, 2020
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Elon Mollusk

What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.
Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.
by The Real Driller October 31, 2022
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Elon Musk

(Verb) 1. Pretending to further the cause of an entity/community while secretly pursuing a personal agenda.

(Noun) 2. Someone who is outwardly benevolent but selfish in action.
3. Short form for elongated muskrat.

Variants: Elon, Musk
"They think I'm helping them advertise the apartment because I'm a friend but they don't know I'm about to pull an Elon Musk on them"

"He chased away potential buyers from my apartment while pretending to help just so he could buy the apartment himself at a low price. He's such an Elon"
by Alien Anthropologist May 13, 2021
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