When you're out with your mates in a pub and somebody drops their guts in the vicinity. The mate who complains the most about the flatus surprises you later when he admits it was him all along.
We were down the pub last night having a quiet beer, when Ewan did a Silent but Eardley. It fucking reeked.
by propforward April 10, 2011
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person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.
by Andrea H. April 2, 2008
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Get the etard mug.A person who's extensive use of the drug extacy makes them hear music 24/7 and makes there arms and legs move and twitch like they are in a retarded state .
by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003
Get the etard mug.1. The term is commonly used to describe someone who has been binge whipping (Over extended, consecutive use of N2O) or overuse of ecstasy among other drugs.
2. The state of mind after using/abusing any intoxicating substance, resulting in loss of mental capacity, lack of rational thought in its entirety, and the inability to control movement but not always including bodily functions ie the Excretory system.
2. The state of mind after using/abusing any intoxicating substance, resulting in loss of mental capacity, lack of rational thought in its entirety, and the inability to control movement but not always including bodily functions ie the Excretory system.
Dude#1: "Man, that nitrous whore did like 150 whippets in 30 minutes last week!"
Dude#2: "Ya, he's a god-damned etard now"
Dude#2: "Ya, he's a god-damned etard now"
by Sean McCoy November 17, 2004
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