Election day

When you vote for someone

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

election

a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip

The ere...election was quite exciting.

by perfectionistdevil July 16, 2008

2021 Canadian Election

an election between an ethics-breaker, a potato, a separatist and a victim-player.

We all know that Justin Trudeau will drop the writ any moment now........................to regain the majority he lost in 2019. It's disgusting the way he's using a vaccine rollout to gain a third term. The 2021 Canadian Election is such a disappointment.

by Better_Vibes_For_2021 July 11, 2021

Election 2004

What the world refers to when they're sitting around telling jokes about America.

All other nations : Hey I hope America's '04 candidates IQ's catch up with their inflation rate.

Everyone but America: -laughs-

by Taintfuck September 25, 2004

Election

Japanese for erection

In private areas elections are held every morning

by Frugal Jerk May 6, 2019

Election Stimulation

The act of pleasing yourself after mistaking a election “simulation” group video conference call for an election (or erection) stimulation call

To predict the erection results, Ed decided to do a little election stimulation by loob’n his toob’n during a video conference call with his peers.

by Offensive Nibbling October 20, 2020

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020