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Extremely retarded individual, no sense of hunor and will never accomplish anything
Boy 1: damn he is dumb
Boy2: yeah he is and Eduardo
Eduardo by Nope hello skeletron July 13, 2018
People with the name Eduardo are fat but nice people out they only love too shove crisp in their face
People like Eduardo
Eduardo by Murvocius August 9, 2018
A very salty guy who never agrees with anyone else even if he is wrong.
OMG dude you're such an eduardo
Eduardo by fafoerjfeflaejif' March 24, 2019
A fat Spanish guy who chases u when u take his ruler
Oi eduardo do u choke the chicken
Eduardo by Udontknowmyname July 12, 2020
Eduardo Vergas Padilla is a memeber of "the boys" group. Eduardo Vergas Padilla is a sponsored skateboarder from the Vista pozolero area. Eduardo Vergas Padilla is one of the sexiest boys in the group and his sexy eyebrows are rumored to be able to hypnotize women into blowing him. Sadly, Eduardo Vergas Padilla is a chronic cannabis addict and has been given the nickname "Cabis" by a select few. Others just call him Eddie. Eduardo Vergas Padilla has recently drifted away from the boys due to his weak ass minimum wage landscaping job. Eduardo Vergas Padilla has grown up faster than the rest of the boys and his views of the world have matured. Eduardo Vergas Padilla now has no time for games, he is now a man who goes to car meets and gets top notch Tokyo drift bitch pussy. Eduardo Vergas Padilla is no longer a boy and although it hurts us to see him grow up so fast, we will always love his baked face ass.
Street racer: Hey little boy, you shouldn't be around here. Screw off.
Eduardo Vergas Padilla: stfu
*Eduardo Vergas Padilla proceeds to shoot the man and fuck his wife*
Eduardo by Kichigai August 14, 2020
A FAT SPED MOTHERFUCKER WHO GETS NO BITCHES AND GETS HARD WHEN A GIRL TALKS TO HIM
My homie Eduardo gay asf
Eduardo by anonymous November 21, 2021