eduardo

boys named eduardo always have a big cock ultimate rizz and will always treat a lady right especially short girls named dulce who are in 7th grade

damn i want to fuck eduardo and my names dulce

by noteduardoreyes April 11, 2022

eduardo

who the fuck names their kid eduardo that sucks if it’s your name

person one: “hey look it’s eduardo”
person two: “who the fuck looks at a kid and goes ‘yup it’s an eduardo’”

by ruthlessbitch101 November 25, 2018

eduardoed

Take advantage of; Rape.

"Yo bro, she was so drunk last night, I totally eduardoed her."

by Erie-Toresdale December 3, 2013

Eduardo Squidwardo

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

Retardo Eduardo

Eduardo Gutierrez

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019

Eduardo Majin

Eduardo Majin, the CEO of AIOPM

Henry: Whats up Eduardo Majin

Eduardo: AIOPM

by UseCodeOrlandoFN May 31, 2020

Eduardo Rodriguez

Eduardo Rodriguez is a genuine person. An amicable, comical, and sharp-witted human being that continuously reflects upon himself and those around to find areas of improvement. Given his imperfections, as bad as they may be, he will always find ways to ameliorate any situation. Due to these minior imperfections, he is reserved and quite around different people to not offend anyone. His clothing manner and haircuts are always on point. Eduardo is aficionado when it comes to music, and enjoys late night listening to lofi-beats.

Literally anyone: "What your name?"

Eduardo Rodriguez: "My name is Eduardo Rodriguez, pleasure to meet you."

Their response: "Eduardo Rodriguez... what an amazing guy."

by The Truth and Nothing More. January 26, 2023