Eraculation

Term describing an incident whereby you ejaculate in the same instance as your penis begins to become erect.

Rob:'Ah man, sophia just gave me a lapdance and i eraculated....'
D:'An eraculation can be a very distressing thing to happen....'

by D-H-Man June 28, 2008

Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.

The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.

by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010

Draculated

an extremely run-down dwelling that is full of completely random shit (knick-knacks/fifty year old newspapers/animal feces/etc). Usually populated either by a single old woman/man, or an entire extended family. Often these places contain a smell similar to old basement mixed with urine, and once entered, the smell attaches itself to a person and is extremely difficult to remove (just burn the clothes and move on).

my parents made me visit great aunt Wilma and, honest to god her house was so draculated it made me vomit.

by kentopiano February 23, 2010

Ejaculate

What a Yorkshireman jays to Jack when he’s not on time

-Jack not arriving on time-

“Ejaculate”

by Rose_Ting November 20, 2020

Ejaculater

Spunks all day everyday ovber men!

David Taylor

by James Sutherland January 19, 2004

ejaculatee

The recipient of ejaculate

A: How was that girl you invited over the other night?
B: She was totally an ejaculatee

by Notmyrealname, seriously1 November 27, 2013

prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info

Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.

by euphemismo January 18, 2008