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Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing
by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
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evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)
Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm
by Luke January 14, 2005
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ejaculite

The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.
"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."
by eolivine January 9, 2010
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spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
by oscillation October 23, 2010
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ejacunate

when you piss and ejaculate at the same time
dood you just ejacunated in my face and i loved it!
by bagofdicks October 20, 2008
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Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009
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