Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

Thomas Edison by HGF88 November 20, 2013

Thomas Edison

The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄

“You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck”

Thomas Edison by Unknown.girly. September 26, 2020

Maxwell Edison 

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

Maxwell Edison by mag February 27, 2005

Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.

It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?

Thomas Edison by T Money November 22, 2004

the edison 

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.

Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.

the edison by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015

Filthy Edison 

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

Filthy Edison by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...

Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.

The Thomas Edison by Frank Fontain April 8, 2019