Easter Bunny that ho 

When someone pisses you off and you hide raw eggs all over their house and room to get back at them. They will unwillingly find eggs for years.

Trevor pissed me off, so I had to Easter Bunny that ho

Easter Bunny that ho by Hizill November 24, 2007

Easter Catholic

someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.

man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."

man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."

Easter Catholic by nre1641634123091 May 23, 2009

easter egg cunt 

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

easter egg cunt by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Easter Bonnet 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

Easter Bonnet by azz19 February 8, 2018

Easter Parade 

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.

My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!

Easter Parade by BtB74 March 13, 2022

Easter Bunny 

A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.

The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!

Easter Bunny by Hunter Miller February 12, 2007

Easter Worshipper 

When you have to make a public statement about something that proves what you try to promote is dangerous.

Biased politicians reported the christians who were killed by islamic terrorists as easter worshippers.

Easter Worshipper by Wearewithhumanity April 27, 2019