False Eyelashes

False eyelashes were invented by a France streetwalker to prevent semen into her eyes and called it a "Cumbrella".

That girl got them pretty false eyelashes!

Baby put on false eyelashes on tonight so I can skeet skeet all ova them!

I gotta get some more false eyelashes mines are all stuck together bish!

by ItsMelanieBihh April 23, 2024

eyelash job

When you give someone an excess amount of butterfly kisses to the point of orgasm

Wow he gave me the best eyelash job last night, it was so much fun.

by Career Lover January 8, 2016

willie eyelash

pubic hairs

omg i need to shave my willie eyelashes

by wheres miss gallacher September 26, 2019

Unicorn's Eyelash

Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)

Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.

by DT Smith March 26, 2008

Kats_.missing_.eyelash

The coolest mf ever 😍

“Hey do you follow kats_.missing_.eyelash”
“No who’s that”
“Your mom 😎”

by Natsuki’s wife 😍 March 27, 2022

Eyelashes

Something that girls don't have

Boys were blessed with long eyelashes,
the girls can stick on the fake ones.

by tera fuffad June 7, 2022

Eyelash Pruning

Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere

"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"

by Mcchickenboi December 9, 2018