Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

exploration withdrawal

when the day before you went on an adventure with your friends and it was hella fun and the next day your all depressed about it bc you miss it and wanna do it again

friend - man last night was so fun!
me - yeah i got exploration withdrawal

by mamiii883 June 16, 2017

expuliation

the act of a group of people getting expelled at the same time

man did you hear about that expuliation like 20 kids got expelled for rubbin shit on the walls

by CAZ2 November 6, 2018

post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

by nOmega November 24, 2009

andrews explorations

a youtube channel made by someone named andrew where he go's and explores abandoned locations

andrews explorations youtube channel is great

by asdfghjkl345definitionrandomQ August 20, 2019

Vibe Examination

An in depth review of one's vibe

Damn bro, you ready for that vibe examination on Thursday?

by matpat4 November 10, 2019

Explanation

I'm pretty sure I deserve one of these. I also feel as though I'm owed one of these.

Iam "I still want an explanation."

Hym "You're not going to get one."

Iam "Well... I should..."

Hym "But you won't."

Iam "I mean... I still think I'm wrong about something here...."

Hym "What's there to think about? It either was what you thought it was or you were intentionally lead astray."

Iam "Yeah, but... *Sigh*.... They could have made this so much easier..."

Hym "I told you before and I'll tell you again. They liked being a hindrance. It was a game to them and they did it because they didn't respect you."

Iam "That's obvious..."

Hym "Look, it really doesn't matter. You left it entirely up to them. They chose that outcome. All of your problems there were communication based and could have been resolved by a 7 word sentence. It would have taken less than han 60 seconds. They didn't want to fix the problem. They liked that the problem bothered you so they allowed it problem to persist."

Iam "........"

Hym "They should have just left us alone"

by Hym Iam April 21, 2022