Serial Experiments Lain

The Anime of ALL Anime. Former #1 winner of Japan's most Graphical and Best-Loved Animation of the year 1999 'till this very day. The four disc DVD set is a bitch to pay for, but worth the violence. The suicide, sexy mamas, and drugs prove that Serial Experiments Lain is not for the un-tampered minds. No one can prove it otherwise.

Lain Iwakura is the TRUE God of the wired and there and diddly-shit you can do about it. All preps can run home to their fucking Comic Partys and Tokyo Mew Mews.

by Phatal August 3, 2003

experience

What you need to get a job but can't get a job until you have.

"do you have experience?"
"no"
"then I can't hire you"
"why?"
"because you don't have experience."
"but if you hire me I'll have experience in like a week!"
"that is irrelevant"
"so am I hired?"
"no."
"why not???"
"because you don't have experience"
"but-"
"just get out"
"no"
"OUT"
*whimpers, runs out, gives up on life, never leaves room, dies of starvation*

by in.the.middle.of.it.all! October 14, 2014

exerciseism

Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."

by fglaude May 7, 2019

Olive Garden Experience

When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.

Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.

by Sky Fire January 12, 2019

Manbird Experiment

This terms defines a unique, new style of living which combines the skills of falconry, poetry and music composition, with bi-polar disorder, tattoos and secondary misanthropism. Named after the poet and composer, Manbird Experiment.

"I'm so sick of you people, I think I'll do a Manbird for a couple months."

"I was able to finish writing my magnus opus during my 2002 Manbird Experiment."

by B. William Bohrd April 12, 2005

expertease

noun: A girl who knows how to get what she wants, even though she is average looking.

Yolanda ain't as fly as Kristine, but some dude just bought her a Lexus 'cause she's an expertease.

by professor951 April 9, 2011

Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017